Retarded asses!

I dont geddit that when did you become liddat? When did i lost my friend
that was oh-so-close? What happened? You didnt tell me. I thot i could be th one
that you'll tell everything to me. Why, why did you let this happen and let me
slid by you just like that? Its such a loss for both you and me. Geeeesh, please
please dont go back th wrong way. I finaaally pulled you out and now youre back
in thanks to someone. GODDAMN! I knw i cant be of good help but seeing you like
this just shock me alright? If you want it this way, then goodbye.